A little-considered bonus of global warming is that in some places, kitten season has begun to extend throughout the entire year. Cats are having more sex because the weather is better. The Oakland Animal shelter is still giving away one-pound furballs, I learned this morning
In related news, last night I dreamt I adopted 10 tabby kittens and two pink juvenile hogs, the latter just for eating. I had to take the kittens back because my landlady reminded me we’d only agreed on the two I already had. But the hogs we determined to keep until we could slaughter them together. They stayed in 9-year-old Gabby’s treehouse.